I was listening to the radio and heard that President Ford had passed away. Of course, the first thing I thought of was the 1996 Saturday Night Live episode featuring Dana Carvey as Tom Brokaw pre-taping obituaries for every possible way Gerald Ford could perish (e.g. “mauled by wolves”). Thanks to, let’s face is, the weird values of the internet at this point, I knew I could find it for free somewhere online.